My google alerts are a funny thing.  They tell me a little bit about myself, but a lot more about other people.  Here are two people that Google thinks I am (or would otherwise like to know about):

Apparently there is a UFC fighter who shares my last name (I try to just keep things to my first name on the site but you get the idea).  He needs to stop coming up in my Google alerts, no matter how well he’s doing.  No, I’m not related.  I come from a long line of non-ass-kickers.

UK Baroness Ros Scott.  She has just been elected president of the Liberal Democrats and is a member of the House of Lords.  She has a blog (“Because Baronesses are People Too”), and even her own official website.  As a political figure, I wonder if she or any of her aides have run across my workings under the name “Rosscott“.  I am sometimes more popular than her on the Internets (confound her and her blog for beating me in Google)!  Still, she has a wiki and I do not.