I didn’t do an April Fools comic, and I’m not playing any news-related pranks.  Instead, I will post a few videos for your joint amusement:

First of all, Nick Cage really does Japanese Pachinko commercials.  Here is one of them.

Second, here are some great self defense tips against an attacker. HOW TO FIGHT.

Finally, I posted this a few days ago on my Twitter Feed but here it is for the bunch of you that aren’t yet following me. Javascript, YO.