The System 756: Poopturds

November 7th, 2014

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Have you ever found words flying out of your mouth that you never thought you’d use? I’m not talking racist or asinine, just stupid? Well, that’s what happened to me. I missed a turn on my bike ride to my doctor’s office, and “Aw, poopturds!” flew out of my mouth. This raised a multitude of questions:

What’s a poopturd?
Where did my brain come up with that?
What ELSE will my brain come up with?
Wait wait wait. I really did miss that turn. Shitfiddles, I gotta take the next left…

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igamogam

1. What’s a poopturd? = Excrement deposited from the stern of a Man-o-war.
2. Where did my brain come up with that? = Been reading any Patrick O’Brian recently?
3. What ELSE will my brain come up with? = Only time will tell…
4. Wait wait wait. I really did miss that turn. Shitfiddles, I gotta take the next left… = Yes you did – I feel sorry for your Luthier!

Did you make it in time? How’s Chester rolling now you have him back?
- Rosscott
  
  Chester’s doing good! He’s missing a bike rack and bar ends, but he’s riding like a dream. I started stickering the hell out of it, I figure why not. You only live once.
  
  And I made it in the nick of time!
  
  Oh, and no Patrick O’Brian lately. Should I?
  - igamogam
    
    OH yes! O’Brian’s ‘Aubry-Maturin’ series are brilliant – brutal, funny and clever all at the same time – the Man was a genius even if you are not in to history, tthey are a fascinating peek at Napoleonic era life. Highly recommended and although Master & Commander is an OK film it doesn’t do the books justice, just in terms of the language, wit, character portrayal and sheer depth of knowledge of all things Linguistic, Naval, Medical and Natural. Even more crazy is that most of the stories are based o real life incidents O’Brien found in the Admiralty records! I’ll shut-up now…
    
    Glad to hear about your trusty steed. Were the rack & b-ends nicked during your incident?
Allison Hill

Poopsnake. Don’t ask.
Rossmom

I actually found a definition for poopturds in the Urban Dictionary: “A poop turd is merely a double noun… or adjective, depending on how
you want to use the words. Regardless, a poop turd is someone who’s a
thief, pilferer, bugger, or shamus.”

I doubt you meant it that way. Even I wouldn’t have used it that way, if I were going to use it at all. I have to say, you do come up w/good terms! I’ve always been impressed by your increasing, imaginative, ‘spot-on’ vocabulary.

Where did your brain come up w/that: Well, one can only imagine what you were thinking about at the time…..(Did you have too much fiber for breakfast?

What will your brain come up with? Only your brain knows that and it’s not going to tell you until the right moment.

Personally, I would say, “sugar” but that’s just me. (And you know better than to use any such word (the first part) around me but, I get the idea.)
Dan Mayer

I can understand “poopturds” giving one pause, but “shitfiddles” deserves a place in the lexicon.
- Rosscott
  
  Well, NOW it has one. 🙂
Guyver

That’s what you get for subconciously over filtering shit or crap 😛
- Rosscott
  
  Well, shit.
  - Guyver
    
    See goes much more smoothly!
Idav Kelly

“Redornkuless”
- Rosscott
  
  Nice
Jimmy C

Congratulations on creating the one word I will never, EVER be able to say with a straight face.
Jesse Gough

Hey, I found another cycling video for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WREyAicJXkM
-J. Gough
- Rosscott
  
  Nice!
Craig Mikucki

In moments of anger, frustration, or surprise, I every so often say “dick shelf.”

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