Now that one really escalates.

SEE ALSO: Escalator Terminology

Thanks, Systemics. I couldn’t have done it without you.

Relatiolators and Escalationships are real problems in DC.  Too bad mine hasn’t worked out like this.  Btw, credit goes to my friend Rachel on this, who came up with these ideas long ago and was kind enough to let me put it into a comic.  If you’re in DC, check her out Friday night in the DCist Exposed show.