Long-time friend and Systemic Ben provides this amazing story, eerily similar to comic #1-0-8.

me: i got a story you will appreciate
Rosscott:  yeah?
me: it’s not that long and it’s not that great but you will appreciate it. anyways…
Rosscott:  go
me:  i was in the bathroom taking a leak and somebody else comes in and he’s on the phone with his mom
Rosscott:  lol, i like it
me:  not just on the phone. the call is placed and connected as he comes in. first thing i hear this guy say is “hey mom”. not only that, he goes into one of the stalls to take a leak, stays on the phone, despite all the leak-ing going on. flushes the toilet while still talking, and leaves while still on the phone with his mom. and i think you can spot the worst part of this story. 
Rosscott:  didnt wash his hands.

[beat]

Rosscott:  please let me post this on the site

The rest, as they say, is history.  I love fun little stories like this.  Be sure to comment with them to this post, or just send them to me as you can (systemcomic at gmail dot com) and if they’re in the least bit hilarious, they’ll wind up on the site.