Graphic designers often have to use stock photos, much to their chegrin.  Today, I came across this gem of a stock photo.  You tell me:  WHEN WOULD YOU USE THIS?  What project and / or place would possibly be the right time to use this image?  I asked this on Twitter and already got some good replies, but I want YOUR take.  The best one will get my gratitude and some hearty chuckles.

Current Twitter forerunners:

• Time Magazine’s Robert T. Balder: “When you’re horny, and she’s pithed.”
• Systemic / Amazing Photographer Mooney: “To illustrate the romantic tale of the woman on a safari, and her australian guide, who seranades her at night via trumpet.”
• Pierski:  “Husband giving you not so subtle hints that he wants a blow?”

Go nuts.  Btw, if you want to see where it came from (or want to buy it) please check this out.