IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERF_CKERS.
McSweeny’s (via Kottke) has a hilarious article about prepping for fall and decorating with AWESOMENESS.
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some f_cking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker f_cker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO!
The rest is equally hilarious. LINK.