Yes, I can be bribed.
Have I told you about my friends Kevin and Blondie? Kev and Blondie are two of the nicest people I’ve ever met, and to this day are the largest factor of why I love going to Connecticon.
So what does this have to do with bribery? THEY SENT ME COOKIES. Oh, the cookies they sent me! Christmas cookies of every size, color, shape, and taste. Like an orgy of joy in my mouth, they were! I would have taken a picture, but I ate them already. It wasn’t easy, but I did it. So due to their general awesomeness, I am telling you to GO READ THEIR COMIC.
It’s called Caf-Fiends and while I’ve talked about it before, they deserve another talking about. The comic is about the town of HADES, which is the site of an indian burial ground, alien crash landing site, military testing area, and a bunch of other things that make it worse than Terra Haute, Indiana. That’s not to mention that it is occupied by the likes of a gigantic girl robot and Cthulu. LINK.