I really do think that Steve Jobs is sneaking into our rooms at night and making our iPods slightly crappier each time a new one comes out. I swear my iPod Nano was very small, but the day the new one came out mine got just a little bit larger, a little bit slower, and a little bit less shiny. It must be that damn Apple, right?

Yay!

Oh, and R. “Diesel Sweeties” Stevens is looking for more readers.  I know you’re probably reading his stuff already, but I’m giving him a shout-out anyways.  I said I would since, yknow, we’re tight…