I tried this, and Siri only found a Monastery. Come on, Siri! Get with it!

I also considered:

• Googling the nearby kingdom for nearest horses
• Photoshopping out damned spots!
• Google: “thesaurus: rose”
• To put my computer to sleep, perchance to dream
• “@sampson: Hey @abraham! #bitemythumb”

Any other jokes in there I missed? Post them here, or on Twitter under #updatedshakespeare. I’m watching!

Also, all shirts still on sale through the end of this week! So before the end of the day Saturday, all shirts are just $15 plus shipping! Check it all out over at HilariAwesome.com.

This week is “use all the icons I haven’t used yet” week, and “camera icon” was on the list.

Also, if you own this camera, you should probably own this shirt.

Speaking of shirts, you’re running out of time to preorder the new Professor Internet shirt. Support Caldwell, myself, the Internet, and Sandwiches all in one go!

I am so proud of this.