Have you ever found words flying out of your mouth that you never thought you’d use? I’m not talking racist or asinine, just stupid? Well, that’s what happened to me. I missed a turn on my bike ride to my doctor’s office, and “Aw, poopturds!” flew out of my mouth. This raised a multitude of questions:

• What’s a poopturd?
• Where did my brain come up with that?
• What ELSE will my brain come up with?
• Wait wait wait. I really did miss that turn. Shitfiddles, I gotta take the next left…

If you have your own stories, add them in the comments, Systemics!

I guess I should put a psot here. Fine.

SEE ALSO: Prevalence of Smart Phones / Pee on Toilet Seats in Men’s Rooms

If someone doesn’t put this on Urban Dictionary soon, well, that would be bad. So do that.

Good news! Poopsourcing is now on Urban Dictionary. Check it out here!

Also, be sure to check out some other productivity comics, like singletasking or another idea of what to do on the toilet.

Apologies, all, for the lack of updates. I’ll come clean about the whole thing. The deal is, a lot of things are going on behind the scenes for my own development. I’ve been working on a redesign of this here website (more on that soon). I’m also applying to grad school, which means creating a new portfolio site. And on top of all that, teaching a full course-load of new classes at my day job teaching. So all in all, pretty busy. More than keeping me from putting the time into creating comics, all this stuff going on, with all these deadlines, is blocking the little bit of my brain that thinks of comic ideas while I have idle time. Instead, that little part (let’s call it “Carl”) is busy stressing about all these things up in the air. But Carl is still there. He’s just had a busy couple of weeks.

I can tell you, without a doubt, that while updates are sporadic, they will continue. I love doing the comic and I’m not giving it up, but all these other things have to take priority for the next couple of weeks or so. For those of you that are coming to the site for the first time or the 500th, please bear with it. Check back in a few weeks, and I’ll be sure to let you know when things are back on track. I recommend the RSS feed, or following on Twitter for updates.

If any of you feel like doing some guest comics, I’d be happy to put them up in the meantime.

Cheers.

—Rosscott

It’s true. Most popular comics in the archive are:

• Being Angry on The Internet…
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• Being Mad in Traffic
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• Sharing Things on The Internet
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• I Played Super Mario Brothers Growing Up
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• People Can’t Drive
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Oh, and what’s that? A new poster? OKAY! It’s only $10 and is, as you can guess, AWESOME. For more jokery in the description, or to purchase, click THIS HERE.

A followup to yesterday’s comic, I couldn’t resist.

I’m not the first to use the term “Schrödinger’s Poop” (so glad THAT’S now in my search history), but I think I’m using it best. Of course, previously featured was a quick history on why Schrödinger used a cat and not a dog, which you should go read here.

That was a weird day.

I am so proud of this.

Remember as I said Saturday, any purchases of original prints / posters through the end of this month will have money donated to breast cancer research! Especially the last comic on breasts and typefaces. Just place any order from http://www.hilariawesome.com/ for any comic print and I’ll do the rest. At the end of the month I’ll post a tally of how it goes.

Speaking of Saturday, I didn’t get to a comic on Friday but did post it on Saturday. If you didn’t get a chance to see it, I recommend it. You should check it out here.

What’s your favorite place to use a smart phone?