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The System 553: Pasturbating

January 5th, 2012

The System 553: Pasturbating

A followup to yesterday’s Antisocial Networking.

If you like this one, you’d probably like the other rules and terms we here at The System have defined over the years. Such as:

  • The Rules of Mooching
  • Relatiolators and Escalationships
  • Factbomb
  • Adorabull
  • The Double Goodbye
  • Lazivator, Crappling, and the Crappling Hook
  • Friemployees and the E-Beuller
  • Singletasking
  • …and a whole lot more!

Thanks again to Marty F’n Day, who helped me come up with this and many other comics. His blog is Blast-O-Rama, and has great nerd news and interesting finds, as well as well-crafted movie reviews you should actually listen to.

And if you like these comics, you might like to see Marty and I collaborate on stage, as we do at every Super Art Fight show as co-hosts of the craziness that is THE GREATEST LIVE ART COMPETITION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. This weekend, we’ll be performing at Magfest on Saturday, 12:30pm in the National Harbor right outside of DC. More info over at SuperArtFight.com here »

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