Last week Geoff (my Friendly Design Bro) introduced me to a game called Ridiculous Fishing, which I wholeheartedly recommend to you all. Here’s the highlights:

• You try and avoid fish while your lure attempts to make its way further downward to the bottom of the lake/sea/ocean.
• You have a chainsaw.
• Once you snag a fish, you try and grab as many as you can on your way back up.
• When you get to the surface, they all shoot into the air!
• THEN YOU SHOOT THEM WITH A GUN.

Then again burps are just farts that took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

A pseudo-followup in my ongoing series to “mathify” things:

• Beards turn laziness into awesomeness.
• My body is a filter. Coffee goes in and sarcasm comes out.
• My computer helps me the further I am from it.

He had ONE JOB.

If you like funny songs about bikes (and already listen to Motherfucking Bike as your anthem) here’s the alternative, “Performance” by Robin Moore.

Thanks to Systemic @innerspaeth for sending it my way!

PUTTING OUT THE CALL. I’m back to posting fun shit more of the time, so send it over to systemcomic@gmail.com. If you think it belongs on this site (general awesomeness, hilarity, design, bikes, coffee, etc.), send it over. No guarantees it’ll make the cut but hey, give it a shot!