I’m back, and as you can tell, in good taste as always. It’s tempting to be put off by a 2-week break and feel the need to come back with something amazing. This thought crippled me for most of the day. Instead, I decided to just go for it. I do feel bad for this guy, I think we’ve all had moments like this. Sometimes the pen just won’t call you back. She could’ve at least written her number down, I mean, she’s a pen. Or maybe it’s a he. We don’t know.

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