The System 571: Sleep In

April 4th, 2012

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Andreya

Here's an idea:

12. I have an erection.

Just a thought
- Musiquill
  
  Isn't that just an extension of 8, so to speak?
  - Rossmom
    
    Can't really identify w/that:)
    - Red
      
      I identified with 'I have an erection NEXT to me and I have plans for it!'
Jad

"Reasons not to sleep through your alarm" … I need to get the kids ready for school.

"Reasons to sleep through your alarm" … If I get up first, then it will always be expected of me.
praetoralpha

reasons to NOT sleep through:
Stop that shrieking noise.
I've been lying here for an hour, I'm not going back to sleep.
Damn birds!
Abs

The pet/child/otherpersonI'mresponsiblefor JUST went to sleep
Rossmom

Reasons not to sleep through your alarm:
1. $ to be made and/or spent (in a fun way).
2. # 8 becoming a reality.
3. All the things you can accomplish.
4. All the things you can enjoy.
5. Missing lots of 'groan' type jokes–either telling them or hearing them.
6. Missing good coffee, chocolate or the indulgence of your choice.

Most important: You would miss more of The System!!!!!
Rossbro

This comment hits home. It's astonishing I ever get anything done.
http://www.hellowithcheese.com Darren J. Gendron

Only other reason I can think of for getting up:
Alarm has been replaced by a baby that likes to drop-kick your throat.
My life is made of fun times. And drop kicks.
DoesItMatter

Reason to get up…….. Those leftover drugs wont do themselves
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You get to brag to everyone on how you are an "Early riser"
Fabrael

Now you just need to do a list of 'reasons not to go to sleep yet' and you'll have the two lists I live my life by!
- Phizz
  
  Reason not to get up:
  That's not an alarm. That is the sound of a pterodactyl come to reclaim the earth for dinosaurkind!
Tzaphqiel

Hmm… Nah. I think the list is perfect as it is.

But, yeah, Fabrael makes a good point with the “Reasons not to go to sleep yet” idea.
Crestlinger

Reasons to get up:
Cat hears alarm goes off and knows Just how to land to wake you up
Jumping down out of bed as clock is on the floor and bed is close to the celing
Strange Noises requiring investigation
Compulsive alarm offer
Dreaming it went off and waking up before it actually goes off

Reasons not to get up:
Sick
Gun to alarm clock (silenced if there's neighbours close by)
It's a holiday! (Today)
Getting someone else to shut off alarm
http://www.hyperwarp85.deviantart.com hyperwarp85

Number six is the reason I give the most.

And, considering that I don't have a job, I don't actually have a reason not to sleep through my alarm.

I'd say number ten is the reason why I always wear shades. I spend hours in a dark room, at a computer; my eyes have adjusted to that.
zoomish

i want this as a print for my bed.
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Love this one – deserves a repost
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i want this as a print for my bed.
A good point but I don't agree with that.. top-essays.net

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