Just imagine what he does for two-sies. Btw, this comic goes out to my Internet cousin Dern of Hello With Cheese. I know we’ve talked about the long “GOAAALLLLL” being a punchline, and if I could find where/when I’d link to it (but I can’t).

The System has a long history of comics about the bathroom, as I have always found it such an interesting social construct. We treat it with such reverence, and yet it is a source of such humor. Check out the other comics, I think there are some great ones in there. And keep your eyes peeled for those tags. It’s a great way to surf around the site and as you can tell I try and reference as many relevant tags as I can.

Speaking of which, gentlemen: Have you ever been in a 1-person bathroom (known, as you remember, as a Pat-room) and discovered both a toilet and urinal within the room? What’s the point? If you’re only going to be in there by yourself, isn’t the urinal just a waste, and extra work to clean? The only reason I could think to put it in at all is to try and encourage less splash on the seat of the toilet. In which case, we can assume that the only reason that people put in both urinals and toilets is because they don’t trust us to have good aim.  Rather insulting, don’t you think?

And one more quick thing: Watch out for the Cupcake Sandwich Contest results later today!