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What do you guys think of these “New Symbol” posts?

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Poop.

I’m the Martha Stewart of toilet paper.

Anime Expo This Weekend

I’m heading to Anime Expo in Los Angeles with the Super Art Fight gang! In addition to having a table space to sell comics and shirts (I’ll be tweeting out where once we arrive from @Rosscott and @SystemComic), we’ll be having two shows as part of the convention:

On Friday Night, July 5th, from 10:30pm-12:00am in Live Programming 2, we’ll be bringing you Super Art Fight UNLEASHED! If you’ve never seen us…well, this will be a unique introduction, as an UNLEASHED event allows our artists to indulge their sickest, darkest, most surreal and most horrifying artistic urges. It goes without saying, but this event is 18+ Only, and absolutely no photography or videos are allowed. Period.

That’s just a warm up for the main event, however, as on Saturday Night, July 6th, from 6:30pm-8:30pm we bring a proper Super Art Fight event to the Live Programming 2 stage. This is what put us on the map, this is what has allowed us to go nationwide, and we have a fantastic card lined up for you.

(More via SuperArtFight.com)

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Or just weigh someone else next time.

If you can also figure out a way to be a Graphene Aerogel, you’ll really have it beat. (Thanks for the link, Christopheeerr!) Also, while I was suffering from #1 but meanwhile Dern was suffering #2. Let’s hope neither of us suffer from #3 and, y’know, feel better. And thanks to Marty for help with the last panel!

UPDATE: Hey Systemics! What other ideas for effective diets do you guys have? Cutting out carbs with a knife? Jumping really high? Standing around fatter people? Slowly buying baggier clothes (As Rossmom mentioned)?

See You at Awesome Con DC This Weekend!

Yes, that’s a big damn map.  It’s also a big damn convention, and now holds the record for “closest convention to my apartment” clocking in at a whopping 1.5 miles away! Thanks to Dawn Griffin, I’m able to share with you EXACTLY where I’ll be on the map above. Thanks!

Remember, the rules of all my con appearances apply: come by the table and say hi if you read the comic, with NO PRESSURE of buying anything. I really cherish the chance to meet the people that are the commenters and numbers in all my analytics. Prove to me you’re a real person, come by! Remember the secret word, “TACOS” and get a FREE Jimmy the Murderdog sticker!

Of course, if you really want to come see me, we’re doing SUPER ART FIGHT at Awesome Con on Saturday:

5PM, Room 103A – Super Art Fight

Hilarious, ridiculous, insane and most of all, stupid – Super Art Fight is the self-described “Greatest Live Art Competition in the Known Universe”. A unique mixture of live art and pro-wrestling, we doubt it’s like anything you’ve ever seen before!

More about Awesome Con »

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Hover text is funny sometimes. Other times it's this.

I guess I should put a psot here. Fine.

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The System 614: Guide to Multiplayer Games

Inspired by Letterpress, and my newfound knowledge of my coworkers bathroom habits.

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SEE ALSO: Prevalence of Smart Phones / Pee on Toilet Seats in Men's Rooms

SEE ALSO: Prevalence of Smart Phones / Pee on Toilet Seats in Men’s Rooms

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The System 559: Poopsourcing

If someone doesn’t put this on Urban Dictionary soon, well, that would be bad. So do that.

Good news! Poopsourcing is now on Urban Dictionary. Check it out here!

Also, be sure to check out some other productivity comics, like singletasking or another idea of what to do on the toilet.

Apologies, all, for the lack of updates. I’ll come clean about the whole thing. The deal is, a lot of things are going on behind the scenes for my own development. I’ve been working on a redesign of this here website (more on that soon). I’m also applying to grad school, which means creating a new portfolio site. And on top of all that, teaching a full course-load of new classes at my day job teaching. So all in all, pretty busy. More than keeping me from putting the time into creating comics, all this stuff going on, with all these deadlines, is blocking the little bit of my brain that thinks of comic ideas while I have idle time. Instead, that little part (let’s call it “Carl”) is busy stressing about all these things up in the air. But Carl is still there. He’s just had a busy couple of weeks.

I can tell you, without a doubt, that while updates are sporadic, they will continue. I love doing the comic and I’m not giving it up, but all these other things have to take priority for the next couple of weeks or so. For those of you that are coming to the site for the first time or the 500th, please bear with it. Check back in a few weeks, and I’ll be sure to let you know when things are back on track. I recommend the RSS feed, or following on Twitter for updates.

If any of you feel like doing some guest comics, I’d be happy to put them up in the meantime.

Cheers.

—Rosscott

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The System 537: Universal Truths

It’s true. Most popular comics in the archive are:

Oh, and what’s that? A new poster? OKAY! It’s only $10 and is, as you can guess, AWESOME. For more jokery in the description, or to purchase, click THIS HERE.

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The System: Guest Comic by EatToast

Thanks to EatToast, who drew this and put it on my table at InterventionCon while I was home with that huge fever I mentioned. It’s been said by some that this comic pretty much sums up every System comic on the site. I’ll leave that to you the viewer to decide.

EatToast is an amazing artist who is also involved with Super Art Fight, where she dresses in this amazing costume and performs as an artist. Then afterwards she does hilarious post-game interviews (see video below).

Also, I posted a few interesting things over at my Tumblr account. I drew something cool and made two poster-looking things. You should go check them out here.

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The System 514: iStarfighter

I am so proud of this.

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