It only took 520 comics but I finally used that lighthouse icon.

Also, thanks to Caldwell for helping with “The Beacon Bulge”. Other names considered included:

• The Dick Tower
• Bulb Bacon
• The Fleshlight
• Boner Bastion
• Fresnel Lens Phallus

Along the way to my lighthouse research, I also found THIS. Enjoy.

Oh, by the way! Did you know you can buy a print of ANY AND EVERY COMIC in the archive? You can! Just head over to our store and pick it out.

Speaking of the store, still available in preorder is this adorable Professor Internet shirt. The big deal about preorder is it’s the only time I order women’s shirts (I don’t keep a stock of those) but I’m happy to do so with the initial order. Check it out here!