I tried this, and Siri only found a Monastery. Come on, Siri! Get with it!
I also considered:
- Googling the nearby kingdom for nearest horses
- Photoshopping out damned spots!
- Google: “thesaurus: rose”
- To put my computer to sleep, perchance to dream
- “@sampson: Hey @abraham! #bitemythumb”
Any other jokes in there I missed? Post them here, or on Twitter under #updatedshakespeare. I’m watching!
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