The Jewish Hunger Games
Rossmom sent me this, and I found it too spot on not to post. Some quick notes:
- If you don’t know what it means, you should look up “shtupping“.
- They nail the camera work. Nice touch.
- Who puts matzah out at the end of Yom Kippur? Nobody. That’s who.
- Everything bagels. THIS IS ACCURATE.
The System 676: The Weekend

Sundays personified.
Note that there is in fact a pile tag on my site. In case you want to read more comics about piles.
SPX was this weekend.
It was amazing. I didn’t have a table and got to walk around a bit, which was super fun.
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The System 675: The Nad Shot Test

As promised, a graphical depiction of THE NAD SHOT TEST originally described in The System 673: Not How That Works. Again, just to break this down:
If you are hiding behind anonymity / in a car / distance / a group of people to say hurtful things, don’t do them. Let’s take the cruelty out of that anonymity and treat people like people. Or someone will come up and kick you in the nads. Or lady-nads. You get the point.
Also, I’m proud to now have a graphical depiction of what dicks on the Internet look like. Explains the term “flame war” pretty well:
And also we now have a great graphic for what getting kicked in the nads looks like. Thanks to the olympics pictograms used in 1972 and 1976 for the heavy lifting on that “kicker”.
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System in the Wild: Dalek Edition
You send in System-like images you find in the wild, I post them. Send them to systemcomic at gmail.
This one from Systemic Allison, which she found from George Takei’s Twitter feed:
Systemic Kevin sends in this set, which is from an article about Switzerland’s new drive-in brothel (article can be found here). Click through to see the rest, they’re worth it:
And this set is from Systemic Jake who found these in New Westminster Quay:









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