Be sure you buy the whole set of Eat, Love, Poop when you’re next shopping. I’m sure this will be in the sequel to Eat, Pray, Love aka Eat, Pray, Poop which really changes the meaning of why you’re praying and what it may have to do with the eating.

Thank you to my wonderful girlfriend Laura, who has great taste in home decor and also in my sense of humor. Make of that what you will.