Just don't–well, great idea but then how would anyone communicate great ideas?

Guess you could carve things into rocks. That's not the same as writing. It would provide exercise so it's a win-win scenario. Yes, it would be exhausting as well but should also provide a sense of exhilaration and a good night's sleep.

(Of course carrying the rocks–boulders, depending on what you carve–might be a bit difficult.)

Oh dear God. I'm all caught up. Finally. One mammoth 1-628 session completed. Thankfully not as bad as my XKCD catchup back in the day when I realised about 100 strips in that there was alt-text and had to start all over again. Thanks for not going that route. Anyway, where was I…?

Ah yes…

My eyes! My eyes! Everything is black and white, and filled with minimalist representations of the human form (and Jimmy the likely Scottish Terrier). I feel as though I've been the victim of an assault and bon-mottery.

Also, nice comic. Have already subscribed.

I just had some cornbread. Carry on.