Have you ever found words flying out of your mouth that you never thought you’d use? I’m not talking racist or asinine, just stupid? Well, that’s what happened to me. I missed a turn on my bike ride to my doctor’s office, and “Aw, poopturds!” flew out of my mouth. This raised a multitude of questions:
- What’s a poopturd?
- Where did my brain come up with that?
- What ELSE will my brain come up with?
- Wait wait wait. I really did miss that turn. Shitfiddles, I gotta take the next left…
If you have your own stories, add them in the comments, Systemics!