The System 521: The Dolfga

This week is “use all the icons I haven’t used yet” week, and “camera icon” was on the list.
Also, if you own this camera, you should probably own this shirt.
Speaking of shirts, you’re running out of time to preorder the new Professor Internet shirt. Support Caldwell, myself, the Internet, and Sandwiches all in one go!
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The System 520: Lighthouse

It only took 520 comics but I finally used that lighthouse icon.
Also, thanks to Caldwell for helping with “The Beacon Bulge”. Other names considered included:
- The Dick Tower
- Bulb Bacon
- The Fleshlight
- Boner Bastion
- Fresnel Lens Phallus
Along the way to my lighthouse research, I also found THIS. Enjoy.
Oh, by the way! Did you know you can buy a print of ANY AND EVERY COMIC in the archive? You can! Just head over to our store and pick it out.
Speaking of the store, still available in preorder is this adorable Professor Internet shirt. The big deal about preorder is it’s the only time I order women’s shirts (I don’t keep a stock of those) but I’m happy to do so with the initial order. Check it out here!
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The System 519: True Stories from Otakon

It flew out of my mouth before I realized I’d said it. Sorry to the fan that came up and had this happen!
By the way, the chart in question is the Types of Typsos chart, seen here.
Otakon, which I haven’t had time to talk about what with CHART MADNESS on Wednesday, was LOADS of fun! Lots of you fans in the surrounding area came by and made me feel welcome, and I really cannot thank you enough for that whether you bought something or not. Of course if you bought something, all the better.
I mostly spent the weekend at my table, so I didn’t get a chance to chat with other artists that much or go to any panels, but I was on a “collaborating in comics” panel thanks to Dern, and was in the same row as most of the Super Art Fight crew all weekend. Best of all was the chance to chat with Caldwell, since he lives out of town and the chances we get to hang out are great. We got to talk about the chart that you all saw on Wednesday which, officially, was the biggest day of The System ever.
While I posted this in the last post and in it’s own, the new Professor Internet shirt is now available, and is in preorder through next week. You should check it out here.
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Professor Internet NOW ON SHIRTS!
Available to wear on your torso! Now for sale in preorder, here!
Evolution of the Hipster
I can’t decide if humor about hipsters (which I’m not above by any means) is getting as old as the hipsters themselves or not. Either way, this was pretty funny. Found on LaughingSquid:



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