Ah, great moments in typo history.

Clearly the same guy who calls his Administrative Assistant a secretary.

The coffee life cycle.  It is a life cycle, a desperate circle of life that repeats anew every half hour or so.

Death, taxes, and Mad Max.

Step One: Get on The Twitters.

Step Two: ????

Step Three: Profit!

Remember, Friday is the last day to get your T-Shirt order for only $18 (which includes shipping)!  Help me get this t-shirt empire off the ground, so I can go on to produce more t-shirts that you would want.  Want the biker guy on a shirt?  Coffee?  A pithy quote?  This could be the start of something big.  Help me get it off the ground!  Go to the store now and check it out.

Cmon. You know you’ve done this before.

Clean up after yourself.  I am not your mother.

The Email Process.  Yes.  Apologies to everyone I don’t get back to quickly at my email address (systemcomic at gmail dot com) but I’ll totally get to it soon.

Crocs.  Uggs.  They seem like a bad idea to anyone else?  And when was the last time someone envoked Opposite Day?  And really, shouldn’t it be a holiday off from work?  It can clearly just lead to trouble.