I hope our alien overlords like coffee.

Eventually, I’m sure the cup will run out. But in the meantime, it’ll be a fun ride.

Super Art Fight in NYC This Weekend!

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Super Art Fight, the live-action art competition* I co-host and help run, is coming to NYC this weekend! We’re doing a show Saturday night at Palisades Bar and Music Hall, in Brooklyn. This is our first-ever NYC show, and we’re hoping it paves the way for many more.

We’re ART-FIGHTING against the College Humor team of artists, so you can come see:

get straight-up taken down to beat-town by the heroic artistic stylings of

I have a DRINK BOUNTY going for the night. If you come, and you tell me you came because of this post, I’ll buy you a drink for every friend you bring. Yes. Really. Bring 3 friends, get 3 drinks. Your friends get no drinks. They are your problem.

SO BUY A TICKET ALREADY HERE »

*Super Art Fight is “Pictionary meets pro-wrestling, where competing artists each round have 25 minutes to cover the same canvas with artwork and win over the crowd with everything they do. Every 5 minutes we spin the WHEEL OF DEATH, random topics that the artists have to work into the artwork somehow, somewhere. It’s funny, fun, and ridiculous. Check out a video of what that can look like here.

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Coffee is also the bicycle for the soul. And other heartwarming stories found in the front of your local Borders.

He totally said that.

I think this is my masterpiece. It has coffee, bikes, computers, cats, and poop. I should stop now.

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There was another ending where there was humping at the end.

I was talking this one over with my friend Clay and almost had a big ending around humping. In the end, this felt right.

What’s your favorite office cliché?

 

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Because I should probably be getting something done.

So now you know what to do.

Bad News About Otakon

I was hoping to be at Otakon this weekend. I bought a table and everything. Unfortunately, I won’t be able to attend due to some family issues. Have to put family first, gang. Sorry.

Good News About Small Press Expo

I have a table at SPX! See you there in September!

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Or just a jetpack?

But what’s the real best gift?

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This was last week’s Medium chart. Of course, this week’s chart is up now.

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Seriously had to look up a flange.

This one was last week’s Medium post, but I added some details and tweaked it into a poster design. It’ll be for sale at HilariAwesome.com soon.

Speaking of which, this week’s Medium post is pretty awesome. It’s called “What is the best gift to get someone?” and here’s an excerpt:

Screenshot 2014-06-18 09.54.52You can read the rest here »

Help Make Super Art Fight The Best

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We’d like to be voted Best of Baltimore, and with your help, we can make it happen!

Every year, Baltimore Magazine does a Readers Poll for the Best of Baltimore.

We’d like your help getting voted in. Just vote for us under Arts & Fun, under the Play or Performance heading.

We realize, there’s a remarkable Baltimore arts scene, so you’ll probably be split – but it’d make our day to make this happen for us!

Click here to vote, through JUNE 30th!

 

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There will be a hover text joke if I ever get some coffee.

Long time no see, guys!

Well I’m moved into my new apartment, Awesome Con is over, and life is starting to get back on track. Have an awesome weekend.

Remember I always read the comments and respond if you ask me something. Be chatty! Say hi.

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Who would want LESS coffee?

Let’s talk about having room for milk in your coffee.

First off, that is less coffee than you asked for. You ordered a 16 oz. cup of coffee, you should get a 16 oz. cup of coffee. If I wanted a smaller cup, I would order one. For that matter, WHO WANTS LESS COFFEE?

Also on notice is anyone that orders a cup of coffee, goes over to the “milk station” with the sugar, milk, stirrers, etc., and pours out coffee into the trash can. Do you know what kind of mess that creates for those cleaning it up? And again, you there, who ordered a coffee, why did you go wanting less coffee?

I decided to rant about this into a camera:

 

Super Art Fight 100

After 6 years, thousands of miles, and countless jokes about Ninja Turtles, Super Art Fight is celebrating 100 shows with a blowout in Baltimore! It is this Saturday. Details here. Tickets here.

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The System: New Posts Eventually

Sorry, guys. As it says above, work is looking particularly hectic this upcoming week, so instead of missing updates I’d rather just tell you all to come back next Monday. I’ll be here for you then.

In the meantime, I’ve made a lovely archive, both by subject and by date.

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Blargh.

Just glad we survived Tuesday.

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