Who would want LESS coffee?

Let’s talk about having room for milk in your coffee.

First off, that is less coffee than you asked for. You ordered a 16 oz. cup of coffee, you should get a 16 oz. cup of coffee. If I wanted a smaller cup, I would order one. For that matter, WHO WANTS LESS COFFEE?

Also on notice is anyone that orders a cup of coffee, goes over to the “milk station” with the sugar, milk, stirrers, etc., and pours out coffee into the trash can. Do you know what kind of mess that creates for those cleaning it up? And again, you there, who ordered a coffee, why did you go wanting less coffee?

I decided to rant about this into a camera:

 

Super Art Fight 100

After 6 years, thousands of miles, and countless jokes about Ninja Turtles, Super Art Fight is celebrating 100 shows with a blowout in Baltimore! It is this Saturday. Details here. Tickets here.

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The System: New Posts Eventually

Sorry, guys. As it says above, work is looking particularly hectic this upcoming week, so instead of missing updates I’d rather just tell you all to come back next Monday. I’ll be here for you then.

In the meantime, I’ve made a lovely archive, both by subject and by date.

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Blargh.

Just glad we survived Tuesday.

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This will probably become a sticker.

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Screen Shot 2013-10-06 at 11.45.21 AM

Have you ever had a cup of Chemex coffee? If you haven’t, you should. This beautiful and elegantly simple piece of technology and art produces a wonderful cup of coffee and is a go-to for many of the coffee afficianados I know (though I’m more of a french press man myself).

Here is an article all about the Chemex, and its inventor Dr. Peter Schlumbohm. Turns out it’s been around for 70 years, with the design largely unchanged. The thing has been in the freakin’ Museum Of Modern Art. Since you like my site I have a feeling you like 50′s advertising, elegant design, a story of invention, an interesting read, and above all coffee nerdery. This article has it all.

Read the whole thing here »

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Step 4: Curse loudly.

Good morning.

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I feel so much better than everyone else now.

What’s your biggest life accomplishment?

More Shirts Soon

Keep your eyes peeled to the site because I’m going to be reordering a bunch of shirts that I am now out of over in the HilariAwesome.com store. If you want a women’s shirt in any size, I don’t keep them in stock but am happy to order them for you. Just email me at systemcomic at gmail dotcom with which one you would like and what size and we’ll take it from there.

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Hey, Jimmy. Where ya been?

It’s not often I can fit guns, knives, and coffee in the same comic.

If you like Jimmy the Murderdog (who doesn’t?), limited quantities of the Jimmy The Murderdog shirts are still available here.

Super Art Fight in LA! This coming weekend! Meltdown / Nerdmelt Comics! Be there! Tickets here!

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Merde.

Life. She is a mad bitch.

Thanks to Helen (who does awesome design) and Boum (Samantha? who does awesome comics) for the help translating this into french! Merci!

Btw if you like this one, be sure to check out the other existentialism and coffee posts using those big yellow buttons below.

UPDATE: Changed the name. I don’t want to be too close to the existential cat.

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Hover text is funny sometimes. Other times it's this.

I guess I should put a psot here. Fine.

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