If you can also figure out a way to be a Graphene Aerogel, you’ll really have it beat. (Thanks for the link, Christopheeerr!) Also, while I was suffering from #1 but meanwhile Dern was suffering #2. Let’s hope neither of us suffer from #3 and, y’know, feel better. And thanks to Marty for help with the last panel!
UPDATE: Hey Systemics! What other ideas for effective diets do you guys have? Cutting out carbs with a knife? Jumping really high? Standing around fatter people? Slowly buying baggier clothes (As Rossmom mentioned)?
See You at Awesome Con DC This Weekend!
Yes, that’s a big damn map. It’s also a big damn convention, and now holds the record for “closest convention to my apartment” clocking in at a whopping 1.5 miles away! Thanks to Dawn Griffin, I’m able to share with you EXACTLY where I’ll be on the map above. Thanks!
Remember, the rules of all my con appearances apply: come by the table and say hi if you read the comic, with NO PRESSURE of buying anything. I really cherish the chance to meet the people that are the commenters and numbers in all my analytics. Prove to me you’re a real person, come by! Remember the secret word, “TACOS” and get a FREE Jimmy the Murderdog sticker!
Of course, if you really want to come see me, we’re doing SUPER ART FIGHT at Awesome Con on Saturday:
Hilarious, ridiculous, insane and most of all, stupid – Super Art Fight is the self-described “Greatest Live Art Competition in the Known Universe”. A unique mixture of live art and pro-wrestling, we doubt it’s like anything you’ve ever seen before!
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