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Also, be sure to check out the other comics about charts and underwear. Because I know that’s a big thing with you, right?

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This was my morning. I’m still recovering.

In addition to the famous “Moore’s Law” of computing, did you ever think about the other Moores? Alan Moore, Roger Moore, and Michael Moore have their own laws. Or rather, they do now.

If you like this one, check out my other reference to Moore’s Law, Rosscott’s Law and The Inverse Law of Computing.

Oh, and expect moore of these soon.

I was brainstorming with my friend Amy, and we came up with a bunch more:

• People either think what you do is awesome or scratch their head and walk away
• Nobody expects to pay for it
• Involves lots of berating
• Nobody gets the dress code
• You always have to beat the client into submission

Also, I had to look up the plural of “dominatrix”. There’s two theories, and honestly the math minor in me wanted to go with “dominatricies” but this is the more colloquial answer.

For future reference. Coming soon, the half-life of spoiler alerts.

Valentine’s Day. That’s a thing.

Happy Valentine’s day! I am doing nothing on the site to celebrate it, but I did something great to celebrate it last year. So go forget you maybe saw it and check it out all over again!

Come see me at Katsucon THIS WEEKEND!

I’ll have a table and be signing things / meeting people / selling wares at Katsucon all this weekend, and performing two (count ’em, TWO) shows with Super Art Fight. The table will be in section GG 13-15 with Dern, Jamie, and Mikey, which should be fun. If you don’t want to buy a damn thing, stop by and mention you read the comic. I don’t mind, honestly. I’ll probably even give you something free, because I’m a nice guy like that.

As for the shows, on Friday night we are doing Super Art Fight: UNLEASHED which will be a complete shit-show of ridiculousness. Let’s put it this way, no pictures are allowed and it’s 21+ 18+! to get in. And considering what goes on at other shows, this will be… something. On Saturday, we’ll be performing in the Main Events area, with a big extravaganza of a thing! We have a super secret special guest that I’m really excited to meet. He won’t be at the Unleashed show, which is probably for the best.

If you like this comic…

Also check out these other chart-jokes here. Aaaaand if you like making fun of clients, here’s all those comics! If you’re a huge chart fan, you may want a print of this or any other comic on the site, and chances are you’d also really like this t-shirt:

Buy it from the store for only $20!

Does that seem right to you?

Btw, here’s some other charts.

Another chart, and on one of my favorite topics, coffee. It was actually inspired by this Reddit thread on the coffee subreddit, which quickly devolved into the pretentiousness of good coffee. Specifically from vornan19:

I can’t be more of a coffee snob unless I start roasting my own beans!

I figured I’d take it as far as I could, though I did leave out a few details / possiblities along the way. Feel free to fill them in, and share your own methods in the comments!

As for me, most of my coffee is made by the following:

• Beans bought whole from wherever I can get them. Sometimes it’s Trader Joes, but normally one of my friends gets it for me as a gift from somewhere since they all know I like coffee. Coffee for me is like stamps for Jeremy on Sports Night. “I always seem to find one when I need one.”
• A Cuisenart burr grinder that normally goes for around $70, but I got for $30 through Amazon. Worst thing I can say about the thing is that it takes up a fair amount of room in my kitchen.
• Most cups of coffee are made with a Bodium french press, but I also have a cone dripper when I’m feeling adventurous.

Oh, and one more thing! Tomorrow (Sunday) is my birthday! If you want to buy me a present, share my comic (this one or otherwise) with all your friends, maybe buy a print of this comic or something else from the online store, and maybe, just maybe, buy me a cup of coffee (I accept PayPal through systemcomic@gmail.com).

Oh, and if you’re looking for a great cup of coffee in the DC area, check out Filter in Dupont Circle. See my artwork on the wall and tell them Ross sent ya.

It’s like its own paradox.